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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:00
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Celebrity breast cancer announcements highlight rising rates in young women - NBC News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Apple iPhone 17 Series Will Showcase ‘Design Revamp,’ New Report Claims - Forbes
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
What habits do happy couples have?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Lululemon Stock Plummets 22% in Late Trading on Cut Guidance. Tariffs Are to Blame. - Barron's
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Windows Snipping Tool now lets you create animated GIF recordings - BleepingComputer
So they tried
Then came..
No go.
Neanderthals Spread Across Asia With Surprising Speed—and Now We Know How - Gizmodo